Now I don’t know my child labor laws, but doesn’t this violate SOME sort of child-in-pornography regulation?

Words That I made up, just because I can.  I mean, seriously, who has time to say two words when one will do the job?  All of you slackers haven’t come up with the words I need to express the really important thoughts in my mellon, so damn it, I’m obviously going to have to [...]

Absurd thoughts from the mind that brought you squirrel shaving, magic deodorant, and the answer to “Just how stupid are you, anyway?” These are pretty random, some are funny, some bizarre, some mundane. Deal with it.

The Latest “Louis” accessory for wealthy women on-the-go… The traditional chocolate brown and gold motif, accented by afro and poopie-pants says rich, stinky, yet understated.

I was at the video store tonight… And yes, it’s true I’m a bit more critical than most of the movies I watch. But I at least expect the basic concept BEHIND the movie to be more than a cunning ruse to get me to rent the WRONG VIDEO at blockbuster… It’s one thing to [...]

Ug boots. Back Tattoos. Spiky hair. Schiznit. Tickle Me Elmo. Vitamin Water. Religious Extremism. Copy-cat murderers. People trying to look like Paris Hilton. Viruses of the mind.

Nice Guy + Attractive Woman = Lonely Horney Loser. It’s “The Math of Attraction” Are you a ‘nice guy’ who continually finds himself in Friendville? What, do I have to beat you with a rubber hose? Read this, and consider yourself beaten…