Ug boots. Back Tattoos. Spiky hair. Schiznit. Tickle Me Elmo. Vitamin Water. Religious Extremism. Copy-cat murderers. People trying to look like Paris Hilton. Viruses of the mind.
January, 2006
Mind Viruses… Catch One Now!
Posted by Den at 12:19 PM
Who the Hell Do I Think I Am?
Even I don’t know… but there are a few things I can tell you about me that may shed some light on the subject…
Posted by Den at 10:50 AM
How To Make Yourself a 10
Nice Guy + Attractive Woman = Lonely Horney Loser. It’s “The Math of Attraction” Are you a ‘nice guy’ who continually finds himself in Friendville? What, do I have to beat you with a rubber hose? Read this, and consider yourself beaten…
Posted by Den at 10:34 AM
Words You Should Know…
Words That I made up, just because I can. I mean, seriously, who has time to say two words when one will do the job? All of you slackers haven’t come up with the words I need to express the really important thoughts in my mellon, so damn it, I’m obviously going to have to [...]
Posted by Den at 12:15 AM
How To Think Like An Evil Genius…
Absurd thoughts from the mind that brought you squirrel shaving, magic deodorant, and the answer to “Just how stupid are you, anyway?” These are pretty random, some are funny, some bizarre, some mundane. Deal with it.
Posted by Den at 12:04 AM
The Secret of Who Really Gets Hurt In Breakups
Don’t buy all the whining, crying, complaining, pouting and other theatrical drama… Here’s the REAL scoop on who gets hurt in breakups.
Posted by Den at 6:08 PM