Stupid Commercial 1: Girl Confuses Schlong with Automobile?
Now I don't know my child labor laws, but doesn't this violate SOME sort of child-in-pornography regulation?
Yes, that's right... She's pointing to Howie Long's pee-pee... And shouting "I want THAT car! That's a BIG girl car!" To which Howie smiles and says "She's a SMART little girl."
No.
No, Howie, she's not.
She's calling your Oscar-Meyer-Of-Love a big car.
And while EVERY guy likes to think of his 'manhood' as rivaling that of a blue whale's, the shape alone, no matter how many STDs, could never look like an SUV... making them hard to confuse.
(Now if they were selling a penis-shaped-car like the Jaguar XK-E, perhaps this confusion would be understandable)
Whoever directed this commercial is either a COMPLETE idiot... or a total GENIUS (after all, it got my attention, right? who can forget the ad with the girl going for Howie long's crotchal-region?)
I know I can't wait to drive MY new Howie Long's Schlong down the road!
Please don't ask the miles per gallon.
Nice work guys.