Fun Stuff

There's nothing worse than going from Fish Corners to Friendsville…   And always remember, after you Bangor, you're headed to Breedsville.  

Now I don’t know my child labor laws, but doesn’t this violate SOME sort of child-in-pornography regulation?

Words That I made up, just because I can.  I mean, seriously, who has time to say two words when one will do the job?  All of you slackers haven’t come up with the words I need to express the really important thoughts in my mellon, so damn it, I’m obviously going to have to [...]

Absurd thoughts from the mind that brought you squirrel shaving, magic deodorant, and the answer to “Just how stupid are you, anyway?” These are pretty random, some are funny, some bizarre, some mundane. Deal with it.

OK, When I was 2, it was my dad’s shaver and the cat… when I was 5, it was my Millenium Falcon (I still play with it when no one is looking…) when I was 6 it was G.I. Joe… When I was 10, it was the Transformers… at 12, it was Die Cast Metal [...]